what do people have these things for, anyway?

[sapphyres]

My rescue dog is defective! Every time I put my cold feet under her, she runs away! She's too long, hard & muscular to hug and every time I pet her, she tries to lick me. She barks at passers-by on the sidewalk but not when people knock on the door. She farts constantly (probably because she eats HANGERS) and whines and tries to run away. She'

Comments

[notodette]

Dog's got 99 problems...

[sapphyres]

No, no, I'm definitely one of her problems.

[jamie28]

you (and your lovely dog) are a riot! you should blog!

[the_bonster]

This made me giggle.
I hope that the new puppy starts to grow on you/grows out of some of these annoying traits.