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Hey, LJ, this is the real debate on foreskin
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2011/2/8/77aafe35-9e56-407e-ae58-dcec6decb393.jpg idk if you'll be able to see that -
Chai-ism
Chai: I spooged myself in the dumps.
Me: oh god.
I have no idea what he is saying, but he is munching a taco and does not seem distressed. -
Today's paranoia brought to you by bad weather
It is 3 degrees right now. This is up from an amazing high of 9. What the shit is this??? I live in the bloody desert! I don't care if it's the "high desert." If I have to suffer through 100 degree heat I deserve a warm winter that I can use to mock my northeastern brethren! What's the point elsewise??? Even I think this is fucking cold, and ( Read more... ) -
Echolalia can be funny
Gabe jumped in daddy's lap with either really good aim or really bad aim, depending on how sympathetic one is to others' pain. I asked Gabe if maybe he did not want more siblings.
He crowed, "I stepped on my sibling!" -
R.I.P. 3or4monsters
I befriended 3or4monsters having never seen even a glimpse of a picture. I could just tell she was hot. Plays hockey, infant twins, this chick has just got to be a hottie. I imagine a beautiful brunette wearing a red cocktail dress, in front of a goal, daring me to score ( Read more... ) -
Any of you Android people?
I mean Android the OS, not the Droid phone. I don't give more money to George Lucas than I have to. In fact, I probably owe him money just for mentioning it. If you do, come play WordFeud with me! It's like Scrabble, except the computer keeps track of actual words and does not allow you to use "foodz," "nomnomnom," and such ( Read more... ) -
I have had the weirdest day/holy run-on paragraph, Batman
I guess because stuff actually happened, instead of my usual routine of woke up, fed/entertained/discipline/petted children, read some books, watched kids' tv. It started out that way, then I remembered I needed to go to the library RIGHT NOW and had earlier & accidentally located my library card. So we scrambled to get dressed, get out the door ( Read more... ) -
I don't think I like this show.
Dora the Explorah wants to know if I will help the piggie out of the tree. No, I won't. However the damned pig got into a tree, he can get himself back out.
Take note of this statement, Malachai.
