stay hard to find

[sappiresburned]

a few questions

would i be interested in a 50 year old man, someone old enough to be my father, drunk, insulting my best friend, his goddamn conservative bourbon breathe a few inches from my face?

hell no.

would i be interested in someone who is attractive, but to my knowledge has a girlfriend (a very nice one at that), clearly only wants to fuck

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[etempest]

but, think about it this way: in other permutations, it could be alright. such as:

"bourbon" + "someone who is attractive," + "jack kerouac "+ "a girl"

that sounds alright to me. today, i'm an optimist.

[sappiresburned]

hahahahahhaha this is true.
the combination is probably one of my ideal scenerios.

<3

[sappiresburned]

to add to this:

who wants a skeazy 32-year-old professor physically hitting on two of his students, while he is engaged to be married & technically still working at the college?

i just found out, and i'm pretty angry about this.
the worst summer for men ever. they can eat dirt.

[sappiresburned]

yeah. it's pretty nasty. i felt like shooting people when i found out. not literally, but you know, i always get that mental image when i am angry at someone.