Jazz Hands

[sappyemojournal]

I went to The Comic Stand in North Park today with my buddies John, Sam, Ross and Patrick. I talked to the emcee that runs the whole thing and asked if she got my recording. She didn't but she said that I could go on...TONIGHT

Comments

[w00per]

I honestly didnt notice the *you know* stuff. My favorite part of the night was by far the paper clip, or when John got his ass kicked.

If only you had responded to, "I guess gay jokes don't go well here".

[sinizter_aengel]

:-( I wanted to go! But my mom was drunk and Ori and Jason couldn't/didn't want to drive.

[wheelhouse]

I'm sure we could have found you a ride, sorry you couldn't come.

[sinizter_aengel]

We have to be rebels and start using phones amongst us. And when i say we, i mostly mean Nick Beasley, i know you're destitute, but you could easily give up your anal cherry or kidney or something for a cell phone.

Patrick

[anonymous]

That last guy completely raped and the one liner guy was pretty good. You were definetly better than the two women, but thats just because in the game of comedy the penis trumps the vagina.

[sappyemojournal]

Sam: Yeah he was awesome. That's whyn HE's the headliner :). I really wanted to bash Christian but I need stagetime :/. FAT GIRLS lol

Kirk: Jason and I think Ori were playing All Night Risk. Your mom was playing the Skin flute when I got home. JK Wub u buddy.

John: Hello

Patrick: Penises DO trump vaginas in comedy, like always. If women were paper, men would be tiger claw. I'd say I was 3rd best (out of 7). I beat the 3 women (including Shirm) and the WWI veteran. I think the 1-liner guy had me because of experience and its obvious why the headliner got me. It wasnt so mucha competition as it was...a fucking show o jesuit.

[sinizter_aengel]

I know,i was playing risk with them cause there was nothing else to do.

And my mom is a master of the skin flute, she learned from no other than Jack Handy.

[chrisexyus]

lol, tiger claw

[meth0dactor]

Jazz Hands... always kills.