Wow, this kid sounds like one dickfuck. But I doubt he compares to Ranne. This lowlife is a mexican, yet his name is the same as a french lady. So anyway, i was waiting for my mom to pick me up from football, (laugh at that all you want), and Ranne is just standing minding his own business. A few minutes later, he walks up to me, and immediately says "man, I wish I had my car right now." "Fuck," I thought to myself, "what's this gonna be about." you see, he made up many stories in the past. Stories that he made up for no reason. Moving on. So he procedes to tell me why he wants his car, so i ask, "why dont you have your car?" "Becasue I got my liscense revoked." He boldly states. I asked him why he got his liscense taken away, and then he said the funniest words i've ever heard in my entire life. "Becuase I was driving under the influence of marijuana, and then they found out I choked a bitch with my cock." Then I say the only thing i can think of, "wow dude thats really hardcore." I realize now i should have destroyed his self esteem
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Sounds right.
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He looks sickly
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Lowering Self Esteem is my forte
I realize a lotof people feel the same aboutme as I do blake.
I am so annoying, but my success rate on jokes are in the double digits.
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