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[sara_has_vd]

my life is being destroyed by this huge man with no fingers and a shaved head. he wears lugz and talks in a british accent although he is from arizona. my mom pays him to haunt me and eat my skin. He has only succeeded in chewing off my left side while i was sleeping but somehow all of my organs and other parts survived. he eats the skin only

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[marc_is_foxy]

Well, if I were you, (which I'm not) I would just talk to him and try to work out some sort of compromise. I don't know I mean..the worst he can say is no.