'Twas the Night Before Christmas: ReiRei Style
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
The cats were all stirring, chasing a feather mouse
The Winnie the pooh stockings were hung with care
In hopes that they’ll be filled a gift certificate to build-a-bear
ReiRei was tucked in with her penguin and gofer
With dreams for an Dancing Ninja-Chauffeur
Dad already in bed wearing a funny hat
Mom on the sofa with a psychotic cat
On top of the roof there came an explosion
While ReiRei was trying to remember the song of erosion
She carefully stumbled out of her bed
Opening the window and hitting her head
The moon was bright and shiny all over the snow
It was everywhere, and annoyed her to see what was below.
Then, the strangest sight to appear
A random sleigh and some very odd reindeer.
There was a strange little old man
Who hit annoying people with a paper fan
The reindeer would soon rise to fame
As he sang and whistled each by name:
"Now George! Now Hua!
Now, Kyotoco and Ferdinand!
On, Ryu! On, Orlando!
On, Patton and Cassius Sushi Fabio Gill Pickle the Third!
To the top of the deck!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"
Now ReiRei was bored and tired of rhyming
It was confusing her mind and throwing off her timing
She decided to finish this silly poem a bit short
Instead she’ll go make a pillow fort
She’ll be getting ready for bed
With pleasant thoughts in her head
And wishing for her friends with all her might,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night
Quote: “Operation sneaky was a big success!”
“Yes, but maybe next time we should make it operation total silence.” Zhen Ji
The cats were all stirring, chasing a feather mouse
The Winnie the pooh stockings were hung with care
In hopes that they’ll be filled a gift certificate to build-a-bear
ReiRei was tucked in with her penguin and gofer
With dreams for an Dancing Ninja-Chauffeur
Dad already in bed wearing a funny hat
Mom on the sofa with a psychotic cat
On top of the roof there came an explosion
While ReiRei was trying to remember the song of erosion
She carefully stumbled out of her bed
Opening the window and hitting her head
The moon was bright and shiny all over the snow
It was everywhere, and annoyed her to see what was below.
Then, the strangest sight to appear
A random sleigh and some very odd reindeer.
There was a strange little old man
Who hit annoying people with a paper fan
The reindeer would soon rise to fame
As he sang and whistled each by name:
"Now George! Now Hua!
Now, Kyotoco and Ferdinand!
On, Ryu! On, Orlando!
On, Patton and Cassius Sushi Fabio Gill Pickle the Third!
To the top of the deck!
To the top of the wall!
Now dash away! Dash away!
Dash away all!"
Now ReiRei was bored and tired of rhyming
It was confusing her mind and throwing off her timing
She decided to finish this silly poem a bit short
Instead she’ll go make a pillow fort
She’ll be getting ready for bed
With pleasant thoughts in her head
And wishing for her friends with all her might,
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night
Quote: “Operation sneaky was a big success!”
“Yes, but maybe next time we should make it operation total silence.” Zhen Ji