Storytelling

[sara_unit]

Please write me a short story containing the following sentence.

"She grew on him like she was a colony of Ecoli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef."

Comments

[sara_unit]

Perhaps I should have been more specific regarding creativity requirements.

[diphthong]

One day, Diana was upset for she had no milk. In an effort to resolve the problem at hand, she unlocked her gilded safe, removed her motorized scooter and put-putted herself all the way down to the grocery store. On the way there, she passed Bongquiesha who was pulling out another sista's weave after they had a fight about an unfortunate incident involving Tums and lots of string cheese. Diana attempted to break up the soon-to-be-massacre but wound up falling into a puddle of galactic goo. Her skin turned green! When a nearby mailman attempted to pull her out, she grew on him like she was a colony of ecoli and he was room-temperature Canadian beef. The moral of the story? Gatorade can occasionally make you sick.

[sara_unit]

Only if it is warm and yellow.