Fart Blossoms

[sara_unit]

A wise friend (Timmy C) once (last night) told me that farts had emotions. I was skeptical until this morning. I lay in bed and farted and he was scared. He was weak and feeble like he was afraid of prosecution. Didn't he know we were alone and know one would hear him. Perhaps he was afraid because he was used to the tyranny of my ex-

Comments

[diphthong]

bravo! *applause*

[sara_unit]

I have never had anyone applaud me when I farted. I feel dirty.