I get confused on one small little thing, and obscene things come onto my screen. I was looking up Vitamin C with Rose Hips and I’ve been curious for awhile on what Rose Hips are, so I type in Rose Hips. Actually, I got a little mixed up and typed in Rose Buds and good gravy, this is what it said ( Read more... )

Mr Jackson, as in Michael, may be in a bit of trouble, well, in more trouble. Both fingerprints of Jackson and the boy accusing Jackson of molesting him were on porn magazines seized at the Neverland Ranch. Tsk tsk. The defense may say the boy was leafing through it himself while the prosecutors would be expected to argue that the fingerprints ( Read more... )

I need to get a grip. I went out last night and had a blast. Unfortunately, beer goggles were on quite thick and ummm, everyone under the sun was looking good ( Read more... )

Every single time I try to go to my live journal, an ad pops up talking about how it can cure my penis problems. I'm not sure if it is directed towards men with "special" problems, or to lesbians ( Read more... )

I realize that I'm quite bitchy when I get hungry, I know this, so I try not to let myself get to that point. Okay then. I decided to get some food right after I pick up my credit card from the Rose and then go work out. I even made my workout schedule! Got my credit card, drove to IHOP, sat in IHOP, read one full newspaper at IHOP, continue to ( Read more... )

On Monday Layla and I made plans to go out bowling on Tuesday, so we decided to get some coworkers together and do just that. Somehow Jade got a blood clot in her arm, so the docs told her she couldn't drink or bowl, but I made her come out with us anyway. Called Ms Angelina before leaving and she said she would meet up with us later on, told her ( Read more... )

Beats me ( Read more... )

Just paid off my Discover card! Just took care of my car payment of last month's and this month's annnnnnnnd put an extra 350 dollar towards the loan.

*clears throat*

Granted I did this all with my other credit card, but whatever. Woooo! All this excitement makes me want to have a cigarette.

if I had sex with Eminem? I bought his new cd today and I don't know what the hell my deal is, but I want to ride him like a little pony. Is that wrong ( Read more... )

The only thing I disagree with in this writing is the part where they say you can't have sex if you take meth over 6 months, even if you're high. I would say you're having pretty nasty sex because of the way you both look and feel, but you can still fuck. Maybe they mean when you get too high you can't fuck? I know when I did too much, there is ( Read more... )