ihaveacatnamednacho: my pants r big
*Thomasina*: so r ur boobies

Yeah, what now Thomas?!?!?!?! U admitted it, fool!!! HA.

sarah farts stink

MY RENDEZVOUS IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!! ::CRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ( Read more... )

sarah hill smells of poo from her unclean hiney

yeah that's cheesey, but seriously, that's today's life lesson ( Read more... )

I'm such a sucker for boys with 'betty impressions' and that say stuff like, "We're so perfect for eachother...i know because i read the manuals for our bodies ( Read more... )

im about to update the journal

I JUST WATCHED VAN HELSING, it was sooOOoOOOoo neaTOE!!! Although...it did need pirates. Just like that time when The Grudge needed The Strokes. Which is kinda like that time i got this chain letter ( Read more... )

How did Thomas master the skill of becoming the most perfect boyfriend on his first try?!!?!?!?

What are the odds, man, what r the odds!

"Dairy pork? What's dairy pork!?!?!?"
"DARE! REPORT!"

"HEY DEAN LOOK WHO'S WINNING!"
"YEAH SARAH, but LOOK IT'S QUEED"
"...you mean queued?"

"Ya know what D.A.R.E. means? Evil people would say: Drugs Are Really Edible."

Hey GUESS WHAT?!?!?!?! IT'S THE NATIONAL "SAVE YOUR WINKS MARATHON"

LET'S CELEBRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!