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[sarahbobarah]

This morning, I woke to find a spider bite on my chin. That means a spider was crawling on my face and biting me while I slept.

I don't know if any amount of dermabrasion could make me feel any better about the situation.

P.S. THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ON MY FACE.

Comments

[mummm]

You want some fantastic information about how many spiders they figure that you swallow while you are sleeping? eh?

[oh_no_disaster_]

I DO!

It's an urban legend!

[mummm]

Realistically, the average number of spiders swallowed at night per person per lifetime is probably less than one. After all, most people breathe while they sleep (at least I do) and spiders, like virtually all arthropods, flee from breath. After all, there are lots of vertebrates that EAT arthropods, and if you're an arthropod and something is breathing on you, it's not a good idea to stick around. Simple enough

Re: It's an urban legend!

[mummm]

(just so you know... I did not write that, but it made sense!)