When Animal Puppets Attack ... They Go for the Jugular

Oct 09, 2009 15:36

When it comes to quality entertainment, very little compares to a crappy looking animal puppet who lusts for human blood.

Thus I bring you my "Top 3 Murderous Animal Puppets Of All Time."

1. The Vulture in Conan the BarbarianYou have Conan, nailed to the Tree of Woe, starving and bleeding and half-dead. A hungry vulture lands on Conan's shoulder ( Read more... )

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jongibbs October 9 2009, 20:15:42 UTC
Lol, that was one scary bunny :)

I thought the homicidal puppets on Smile Time (from an episode of Angel, season 5) were pretty good, though they didn't rip anyone's throat out.

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elucreh October 9 2009, 22:04:31 UTC
How could you not mention the R.O.U.S.es from the Princess Bride?

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jongibbs October 10 2009, 12:25:33 UTC
Ooh, I forgot all about them, though I don't think they really exist ;)

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alanajoli November 25 2009, 00:31:49 UTC
Argh! I forgot about those, too!

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dawn_metcalf October 10 2009, 00:57:40 UTC
My favorite would be the rabbit in HOLY GRAIL, of course, but a close runner-up would be the Skexies from THE DARK CRYSTAL.

Still, I must confess my first thought was the shudder-worthy flashback from the Move That Must Not Be Named. It's one of Peter Jackson's and there are many things done by puppets that should never be done by puppets. Ever.

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sarahcross November 30 2009, 22:17:05 UTC
I love the Dark Crystal. ♥ I need to check out the manga sequel, I keep forgetting about it.

Omg, I went to imdb to find that Peter Jackson movie and ... O_o Why? Why do that to puppets, Mr. Jackson?? I think watching it would scar me for life.

P.S. Late reply iz late, sorry! ^^;

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ate October 10 2009, 11:04:28 UTC
SARAH!!! WELCOME BACK!!! :D

It's so so good to hear you've popped out of your mineshaft!! :) And to discuss murderous animal puppets!!! Whoa, oh oh. Only you, Sarah! <3<3

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sheela_chari October 10 2009, 11:12:08 UTC
What about the pigeon scene from Forget Paris? It isn't a murderous pigeon, but it's pretty hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ5BwS0k_VE

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