Let the Christmas Music Commence
Alright, while I still can't listen to it openly until after
Thanksgiving, the holiday season is on in Daniel Square, until Jessi
comes back to the apartment...scrooge...
I hear a lot of griping about how it isn't even December, why do we have christmas stuff out already, blah blah blah. If it were up to me, Christmas would be three months long.
The first month would be dedicated to christmas music and decorations and the month would end with the Christmas Dry Run. Sort of like the rehersal dinner for Christmas. All the food would be made, we'd have our friends over, we'd drink heavily.
Then, the second month would be shopping and good cheer and sledding all leading up to Christmas Part I! Christmas Part I would have one present and be solely with the people you plan to actually spend the Christmas Finale with. There would be carolers and christmas pageants.
Then, finally, we'd all wrap presents, buy a new tree since the first is probably shedding, listen to more Christmas music, do some community work by singing at the old folks home or something and then have CHRISTMAS!: The Finale! It'd be grand. We'd be merry and have good cheer. We would hire an actual santa to come deliver presents. And angels to rise above the earth and sing to us! It'd be like a Broadway musical. In fact, we'd make it one. And we'd all watch it on Christmas Eve.
For those of you whining about how it's too early. It's never too early. Christmas is about peace and love and happiness. And not even in the hippie way! In the good way that means after Christmas I'll beat someone down but for now I'll be nice.
(And we'll all be required to watch this movie for at least 7 hours on CHRISTMAS!: The Finale!)
So if you're sitting around, griping about christmas, that's wrong. That means you hate children, and fun, and good cheer, and sleds, and Santa, and happiness, and world peace. And that makes you a terrorist.
I hear a lot of griping about how it isn't even December, why do we have christmas stuff out already, blah blah blah. If it were up to me, Christmas would be three months long.
The first month would be dedicated to christmas music and decorations and the month would end with the Christmas Dry Run. Sort of like the rehersal dinner for Christmas. All the food would be made, we'd have our friends over, we'd drink heavily.
Then, the second month would be shopping and good cheer and sledding all leading up to Christmas Part I! Christmas Part I would have one present and be solely with the people you plan to actually spend the Christmas Finale with. There would be carolers and christmas pageants.
Then, finally, we'd all wrap presents, buy a new tree since the first is probably shedding, listen to more Christmas music, do some community work by singing at the old folks home or something and then have CHRISTMAS!: The Finale! It'd be grand. We'd be merry and have good cheer. We would hire an actual santa to come deliver presents. And angels to rise above the earth and sing to us! It'd be like a Broadway musical. In fact, we'd make it one. And we'd all watch it on Christmas Eve.
For those of you whining about how it's too early. It's never too early. Christmas is about peace and love and happiness. And not even in the hippie way! In the good way that means after Christmas I'll beat someone down but for now I'll be nice.
(And we'll all be required to watch this movie for at least 7 hours on CHRISTMAS!: The Finale!)
So if you're sitting around, griping about christmas, that's wrong. That means you hate children, and fun, and good cheer, and sleds, and Santa, and happiness, and world peace. And that makes you a terrorist.