it made my night

[sarahravia]

Last night I'm outside my work smoking a cigarette and a woman walks by and asks me, "What are you gonna do when the devil gives you cancer?"
I responded, "Well, I guess I'll have cancer."

Comments

[structurefall]

for future reference, the correct answer to that question is "EAT AN ENTIRE BICYCLE."

[tjcrowley]

Satan is carcinogenic!

[razor_dolly]

i *wondered* where cancer came from! geeze i cant believe i didnt put it together that it was SATAN. >_