i hope i die before i get old

[sarahrosie]

Kids are hysterical. Really. I don't have enough time in the day to relay all of the stories about what my kids do during the day, but here's a classic:

Jamie "You Can Call me Victoria for Short" Eighth Grader loves music. What I didn't know was that she loved to dance. At the DARE graduation picnic today, our girl Jamie/Victoria definitely

Comments

badonkadonk.

[rhinoskin]

if you aint gona shake it, what is it there for?

Re: badonkadonk.

[sarahrosie]

hey, all it takes is a little liquid encouragement and i'll shame my moneymaker with the best of them. okay, maybe a lot.

i'm beginning to think that the casual observer reading this (not that many people would actually read this thing for pleasure or in their leisure time, forgive this temporary narcissism) would think i'm quite the alcoholic. i'm not! i swear! this is the disclaimer to all the randoms reading this: sarah is not an alcoholic. she's just more fun and has more stories when she's been...out.

anyway, jamie was definitely right though. this white girl has no rhythm. so i'll happily shake it...without the blessings of talent.