Wow.

Or if this craigslist post is deleted: My mother doesn't want me for xmas. Do you??

My GPA is 4.0.

First, I was microwaving metal objects, and nothing would happen. Eventually I got frustrated and gave up.

Then I dreamt that the woman from this NSFW Photoshop Disaster was a real person with some kind of genetic disorder that caused her to have one giant breast, only one leg, and left her unable to focus both eyes in the same direction. I ( Read more... )

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Girl in commercial: "I'm wearing my older sister's jeans, which she ruined with barbecue sauce, or so I thought."

What does that sound like?

This icon is why America is awesome.

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Went out to eat at a Mexican restaurant. For some reason, my family insists on driving to a particular Mexican restaurant in Delavan, even though the food sucks and there are better restaurants closer to us ( Read more... )

You know, McGovern and Eagleton would've been awesome names for a president and vice president.