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It must be weird driving by my house.

My sister has one of these on the back of her car:

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I had the weirdest dream last night. I was a well-known singer in a punk band. I was eating vegetarian pizza with destined4nothin (also in my band) and discussing my failed relationships with Daniel Radcliffe and Gary Oldman. We were also trying to figure out how many virgins we had to sacrifice to God to make him not exist. Then the dream changed and I was still ( Read more... )

If the last two days were Domestic Diva, today was definitely Pampered Princess ( Read more... )

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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving
safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather an intent to skid in
sideways, chocolate in one hand, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out
and screaming "WOO HOO what a ride!"

I've been a total domestic diva these past few days, doing laundry, cooking, baking...all while hopping around barefoot to the Time Life Treasury of Christmas ( Read more... )

Hey baby, we're all in this together. Yeah, I wanna give this all up and feed the homeless. I wanna give this all up and teach orangutans sign language. I'm gonna bike around the countryside with my sketchbook. I'm gonna----what? Help improve race relations in this country? Run for fucking President?

Read my lips: Spare me.

I just got back from walking around my neighborhood looking at Christmas lights. I think I walked about a mile and a half in nothing but a tank top and track pants. At least when I get pneumonia tomorrow, I'll know why ( Read more... )