Reasons Why Michelle is Cool1. She is really creative and makes stuff like bowls out of records for me ( Read more... )

Frank and Angie's
How you suck
People like you?
I don't know why
All your food is frozen
and from the grocery store
you even fail at salads

Danny Dunlap's Car
You beg for us to put stuff on you
And give your owner boners
Naughty naughty

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Having Greenie here was wonderful. My only regret is that it all went by so fast. I really really really really really really wish she lived here. I miss her face.
I showed her my Austin - the people and the places I love. She got to meet everyone, and I do mean everyone. We took her to Alamo Drafthouse, Kerbey Lane, Homeschool Graduation, ( Read more... )

All The Real Girls = good

While we were waiting in line for the Austin show, Summer and I went to go get some cokes and passed by a group of people with bows, it looked like some sort of archery dancing festival (??).
I yelled "Legolas!!" at them.
I am so funny.

All I ask - don't tell anybody secrets, don't anybody secrets I told you.

All Was Gold: say you're my dad
Selections: yeah right.
Selections: and then talk to him about your crotch. good thinking.
All Was Gold: then say you're my uncle

Everything outside is covered with ice!!!
I repeat:
EVERYTHING OUTSIDE IS COVERED WITH ICE!!!

Attention Austin People ( Read more... )