"I love Muff"
"I ate fish in Muff"
"Here's a picture of Muff!"

Gems from my lovely roommate

My house smells like burning. That kind of sums up this weekend, I think.

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So, I am in fact now a licensed driver...but...I got a speeding ticket on my way to the test. There must be a G-d, because someone is laughing up there.

I HATE CHEMISTRY!

So stressed and anxious--my stomach is in knots and my heart's racing. I've been up since 6 AM, and I couldn't fall asleep until after midnight. This may partly be because I need to learn to keep my big mouth shut about certain things, but mostly it's Chem. Fuck you Chem, I can't wait until 9ish when you are over!

Kim Moon is the devil and I'm never eating there again.

I am irritated.

This is hilarious!

I laughed my butt off anyways.

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is... CategoryYour Score Average Self-Lovin'45%
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself 65.1%Shamelessness54.8%
It takes a couple of drinks 79.2% Sex Drive 47.4%
I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!77.6%Straightness10.7%
Knows the other body type like a map 44.5% Gayness 57.1%
Had that experience at camp 83.8% ( Read more... )

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Your Inner European is Italian!


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