bad fic, no biscuit

[saraid]

I just read a fic where a character's cock was described as being 7 1/2 inches long and 7 inches around...and. That would make it, what...a ball? A block? A ridiculous pillar of ridiculousness? I'm just flabbergasted.

Comments

[brachypelma99]

ROFLMAO!!
Of course it a ridiculous pillar of ridiculousness - it's a cock!
I've never thought of it being a ball! Priceless!

7" long and 7.5" around? *reaches for tape* Jeez! that's thicker than my wrist!!! That'd make your eyes water!

[saraid]

i'm so sad, i can't tell if you're mocking me :) i'll go with it either way. it was pretty bonkers. i stopped reading it right about...then.