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[saralicious]

I arrived late this morning, my stomach too upset from the weekend of unbashed, shameful stuffing-of-my-face. Which I shall write about later today. I woke up on the wrong side of the bed, had to squirt Olive several times to get her to stop eating my lucky bamboo, and none of my pants fit right (I blame the red velvet cake

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[elovlance]

did she microwave her cell phone on purpose, like the chick from Pump Up the Volume who microwaved her pearls?

[saralicious]

This is the same woman who told The Moanster, 150 pounds lighter, that she's starting to look like a normal person. So it's quite possible.