Woot, mini-bandwagon!
Stalked again, a rant by saraphimsbc.
petitgitan6 is stalking saraphimsbc
petitgitan6’s REAL name :
Ula Watt
petitgitan6’s REAL DOB :
23rd September 1980
Height :155 cm
Weight : 72.1 kg
petitgitan6 has dreamt about you :
8 times
petitgitan6 became interested in you :
16th March 2003
petitgitan6’s latest dream about you
petitgitan6 and saraphimsbc are the first astronauts to colonize Mars. Instead of concentrating on colonial issues, the two young lovebirds instead spend their hours making passionate love on top of Olympus Mons.
This is how petitgitan6 describes your relationship behind your back
‘At first I thought it was just friendship, but it’s more than that. The way saraphimsbc looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either it loves me as much as I love her or it’s terrified. And that isn’t very likely, is it……?’
petitgitan6’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
petitgitan6 has stolen your DVD recorder and will only return it once they receive a tongue kiss from you.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
petitgitan6 took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Everyday without you is death. I’ve decided it’s best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let’s do it, for us.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
24 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I think there’s a bomb in our house. My friend left a rucksack in here and I can hear ticking."
petitgitan6’s Police File
We are sincerely worried about petitgitan6’s future. We believe that it has the potential to kill at least 10 people.
Testimonies about petitgitan6
dreamwarrior85 - Spaced out junkie
‘I’m gonna kill saraphimsbc for being such a snide fucker. Who does it think it is? I’d love to give her a right slap in the chops! petitgitan6 is a brilliant person.’
trescarlota - Dull O Dull
‘Fucking hell! This is hilarious for all the wrong reasons. saraphimsbc should really be in hospital receiving X-rays to the head.’
go1denwo1fgir1 - Drunken Posse
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting petitgitan6, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’
Giggle Snort Stats
Formed:
29th April 2006
Split:
8th December 2014
Best Album:
‘Anarchs Casimire Etalon Ochrea Millrace’ 9/10 in the NME (Album of the Month March 2013.)
Best Single:
‘Disks Turbots Lehayims Mir Vittle Collate’ 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 23rd May 2013.)
Records Sold:
62,986,095 in total (14,635,033 albums, 48,351,062 singles).
Reputation:
Worldwide
Groupies:
athenarocks04 is forever plotting to remove emagnus from the band and is currently developing a unique instrument comprised of a dildo with strings attached. It works as well as maeflower’s pelvis.
Other
After realising how shite ‘God Save the Queen’ really was, Queen Elizabeth II instated ‘Tola Husks Blunt’ as the new national anthem. Another shit song for a shit country.
Giggle Snort Member Profiles
saraphimsbc
Although they have their critics on both sides of the Atlantic saraphimsbc’s vocal talent is one Giggle Snort’s’ strongest assets.
emagnus
Without ever being the focal point of Giggle Snort’s sound, emagnus’s intricate stylings add depth to the bands music.
maeflower
maeflower is fairly competent when it comes to playing the bass. However maeflower spends too much time trying to emulate their influences.
__lunchbox__
A number of up-and-coming bands have mentioned Giggle Snort’s drummer __lunchbox__ in the music weeklies, citing them as an important influence on their current sound.
petitgitan6
Whereas emagnus and maeflower are hardskinned party animals who like nothing more than to get drunk and fuck, petitgitan6 prefers to spend their time composing melodies and working with chord progressions.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
35
Tola Husks Blunt
May 2006
35
Caracol
Aug 2006
27
Cittern Jura Synched
Aug 2006
32
Gazumps Luteous Scherzos Strettos Priest
Sep 2006
21
Amounts Obovate Serf Crates Unpeg Virile
Apr 2008
17
Bonier Adopter Jilted Autocade
Jul 2008
8
Cricoid Truanted Enwombed
Sep 2008
3
Girls
Dec 2008
1
Tambacs Deforces Arbor Portages Colewort Glugs
May 2010
2
Idolator Abrader Salamis Placeman Armets Hexades
Jul 2010
2
Stumbler
Sep 2010
2
Butter Smazes Cohost Kelep
Nov 2010
2
Candidly
Dec 2011
2
Bolshie Seamark Giantism Ablaut Laxly
Jan 2012
1
Pricing Auto Soapily Cestoid Peeps
Mar 2012
1
Muggurs Healers Hatfuls Medakas
May 2012
2
Disks Turbots Lehayims Mir Vittle Collate
May 2013
1
Birdmen
Jul 2013
2
Thymol Chirking Cermet Chatchka Eh Resales
Aug 2013
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
29
Posturer Madames Deadhead Messily Rainbird Usance
Apr 2006
35
Copastor Abvolts Hunky
Jan 2008
1
Lallans Cutaway Sneller Loungers
Feb 2010
1
Centesis Staffs Loofahs Direness
Nov 2011
2
Anarchs Casimire Etalon Ochrea Millrace
Mar 2013
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Sweet!! Auron’s hot.
Sweet!!! Zell is awesome!!