yet another survey
MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is the salad dressing of your choice?
A : Ranch
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A : Taco Bell or Burger King or McDonald's. I shouldn't like fast food, but it's so tasty.
Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A : Bombay Cuisine.
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A: Depends on how much money I have and how good the waiter was.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A: Beef stroganoff.
Q.What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A: Bacon and mushrooms
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A : Butter and jelly
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is currently on your computer wall paper?
A: One of the random Mac desktops... sometimes it resets itself when I restart the computer and I'm too lazy to change it.
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A : 4. Well, 5 if you count the old one that no longer works but is still hanging out in a closet somewhere.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A: Right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A: My appendix.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A: A lot of boxes earlier today.
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. No, but I've blacked out for a second after being hit in the head with a soccer ball.
BULL[CRAP]OLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. I suppose it would be nice to know how to schedule things... as well as that I wouldn't have to worry until then that I would have to fear dying for taking risks. That is an extraordinarily terrible sentence in terms of grammar. Oh well.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. My mom always says she should have named me Celeste because of my love of stars, but if that were the case the love of stars would be kind of silly, I think.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Warm colors like red, pink, and brown.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. I ate Colorforms once when I was little because I was pretending they were salad. Although that maybe doesn't count as a mistake.
Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. I don't think so.
Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. I suppose the doctors who took out the appendix did.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Sure.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. Ummm. That's a difficult question. I suppose the right one could go since I could possibly play cello without it, although bowing would be hard, and I don't write/paint with it... probably not, in the end.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. Yep.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
A. It would depend on the human life. I would, for example, probably unplug someone who was braindead and living only through the assistance of machines, or help someone with a terminal illness commit suicide if they didn't want to live with the pain. However, I would not simply kill someone for money... actually, I would probably do the above without the money, if it was what they wanted.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A: It is a movie that can be appreciated for its unusualness.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: I have proven I can. Most of them, anyway.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: A lot, I don't actually know.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Last year when I didn't have the right sticker on my license plate.
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: A museum curator.
Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8
A: Huh?
LASTOLOGY
Q: Friend you talked to?
A: Natalie
Q: Last person who called you?
A. Andy
Q: Person you hugged?
A: Mom
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
A: 34
Q: Season?
A: Autumn
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Mood?
A: Tired, wishing I wasn't feeling sick still (although I feel a lot better than I did earlier), mad on behalf of Natalie at a stupid guy in France.
Q: Listening to?
A: Zane's Star Wars game
Q: Watching?
A: The computer.
Q: Worrying about?
A: The list is too long to relate.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Forest Hills to meet the UPS driver.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
A: Go to A2 tomorrow.
Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: Sweeny Todd.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try to be.