Holidays of guilt

Feb 14, 2006 18:22

This one's worse than Christmas.

Jimmy Ray the husband is guilty because the roses he got his wife this year were purchased at Wal-Mart, weren't as big or as pretty as the ones from last year--and the morning-glory was a little forced. Judy Homemaker is guilty because she knows it was forced, and she knows why. She's wilted since last year. Her ( Read more... )

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iamshort2 February 14 2006, 23:31:22 UTC
try having this damned holiday for a birthday.

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sarasvatia February 14 2006, 23:48:16 UTC
I'm pitying you as we speak.

But hey, at least there's chocolate. Maybe even muffins....?

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dragannaeire February 15 2006, 04:35:17 UTC
Katie, I heart you.

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sarasvatia February 15 2006, 08:15:43 UTC
It's because I'm so fucking cool, isn't it.

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ensurientchaos_ February 15 2006, 00:18:04 UTC
sweet.

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ethernaut7 February 15 2006, 09:50:00 UTC
We, infinitely wise, spend our day as the twenty-four hours it is - free to eat and drink what we please, go where we will, hang where no obligation keeps us, help out our friends as they need it, fuck like bunnys, or, as in my case, sleep straight through the whole travesty of a day.

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sarasvatia February 15 2006, 11:33:48 UTC
It is so very true

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