I worked a double yesterday and today. I'm working a double tomorrow. And Monday. And Tuesday. Wednesday, I'm leaving town for four days.

And tonight I came down with the flu.

Shoot me.

The air outside is breathtaking cold, and I feel cold too ( Read more... )

Okay so two days ago they come in and "fix" the heater I didn't even know was broken ( Read more... )

Do you ever feel like throwing away everything you own, and just starting over? I think it must be addictive because I did it once, and it was curiously refreshing. And now I'm starting to think I want to do it again.

Problem is, I don't really have the cash to do the start over part. I'd be living the life somewhat Spartan for a while there.

I think they invented a new rule last Saturday at work when I had that day that screwed me over so bad--from now on whatever it is I'm scheduled to do will have little or no bearing on what I actually end up doing. I'd regale you with the thrilling details, but I know you would only drown in a sea of hopelessly clandestine restaurant jargon, and ( Read more... )

Oh yeah--Halloween ma nizzle. Happy to the H.

The verdict is finally in: after weeks of wishy-washy flip-flopping on the part of management, it was ultimately decided that we all get to dress-up at work tomorrow...er, later today. A fact which is "thrilling" not simply because I love to dress up, but also because I hate to wear my goddamn ( Read more... )

So. In one month precisely I'm uninsured.

Let's all hope I don't catch anything that really needs curing.

My single biggest failing? I don't go out and get what I want. In fact, half the time I don't even know what that is exactly ( Read more... )

sarasvatia's Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 8Average number of words per sentence:17.65Average number of syllables per word:1.45Total words in sample:2753Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern

Older than all of you!

I ought to have gone to sleep hours ago, but instead here I am. If that isn't the story of my life, then I don't know what is. And if it is, then I hardly deserve one ( Read more... )