Some humor for you
I decided that there is not NEARLY enough humor in this school so I compiled a list of jokes about our faculty. Today it is Madam Hatter and Professor Himura:
Kenshin Himura doesn't sleep. He waits.
Kenshin Himura's hand is the only thing that beats a royal flush.
Kenshin Himura does not get frost bite. He bites frost.
Kenshin Himura can kill two stones with one bird.
Kenshin Himura doesn't write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When taking the OWLs, answering every question with Kenshin Himura results in a score of O +++++
Kenshin Himura drank a whole gallon of sleeping draught. It made him blink.
When Kenshin Himura does push ups, he's not pushing his body up, he's pushing the earth down.
Kenshin Himura doesn't believe in the periodic table. The only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
According to Eistein's Theory of Relativity, Kenshin Himura can kick your ass yesterday.
What happens if you cross a librarian with a potions master?
You get all the information you want, but it is rather soggy.
What building has the most stories? A LIBRARY! Or Hogwarts on some days.
Why when you travel to Eastern Europe you can't find any books in Prague? They're all "Czech"ed out!
What kind of medieval King from England was known for the stories he wrote about the round table? King Author!
I should probably do some potions masters jokes today since I already have detention tomorrow. But these ones I had to share.
Kenshin Himura doesn't sleep. He waits.
Kenshin Himura's hand is the only thing that beats a royal flush.
Kenshin Himura does not get frost bite. He bites frost.
Kenshin Himura can kill two stones with one bird.
Kenshin Himura doesn't write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When taking the OWLs, answering every question with Kenshin Himura results in a score of O +++++
Kenshin Himura drank a whole gallon of sleeping draught. It made him blink.
When Kenshin Himura does push ups, he's not pushing his body up, he's pushing the earth down.
Kenshin Himura doesn't believe in the periodic table. The only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
According to Eistein's Theory of Relativity, Kenshin Himura can kick your ass yesterday.
What happens if you cross a librarian with a potions master?
You get all the information you want, but it is rather soggy.
What building has the most stories? A LIBRARY! Or Hogwarts on some days.
Why when you travel to Eastern Europe you can't find any books in Prague? They're all "Czech"ed out!
What kind of medieval King from England was known for the stories he wrote about the round table? King Author!
I should probably do some potions masters jokes today since I already have detention tomorrow. But these ones I had to share.