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[sarcastic_apple]

I am a man today. A MAN! That bread on the table is there because of my manly ability  to earn money.

My first paycheck was given to me today. It was undoubtedly one of the most marvelous moments in my obnoxiously short life.

paycheck giver: paycheck.
me: OMG OMG OMG *DED* GIMME GIMME GIMME I NEED THISSSS.
paycheck giver: how...deprived are you?
me:

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[buddhistkitten]

YAY, MEL!!
*claps-o-rama*

[sarcastic_apple]

toaster toaster toaster

death by toaster!!

[8slowcheetah8]

where do u work u crazy kid?

PSAT meh...I just skipped out on that as a sophmore, we'll see if I pay for it tomorrow :}

[sarcastic_apple]

UP DA HEEZY.

i do research for dickinson college, whatevs whatevs.

I HOPE YOU GET A PERFECT SCORE!! damn scholars and their...overachievingness.