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ATTENTION EVERYBODY who reads my LJ *which is nobody*

if you EVER have children give them middles names for the love of efin god. 
This way social security won't fuck up and give you and another person with your same exact name the same exact social security.

And since you have the same social your given the same fucking drivers liscence number
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Or just name them really stupid things. Like asopdjakmsxxsaREDBULL Smith.