funny fanfic summaries

[sarcastic_twit]

Thought I'd resurect this little feature, since I could use a laugh. They're all Lord of the Rings RPS-related fanfiction summaries. All from the same site, sadly. I guess this is in relation to my AIM conversation with

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[laughingdryad]

What would happen if there will be a visitor??
um. I don't even know what to say to that.

(Yes, and when rays of sunshine meet rain clouds, big happy gay rainbows pour out of the sky!)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
that would be so awesome!

[born_from_dream]

[glee] I am so glad I missed out on all this!