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One of my father's friends one said. 'If your dad could only see you now, he'd be proud.'

My dad ensured that I would never suffer hunger. and that is why I got fat.

I know how to cook.

And there is nothing to eat.

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There is nothing to eat.

There is enough to survive.

That is what you need to do right now. You're good at that.

3 weeks water
3 days months
3 minutes air (I'm only at 2:40 right now, and I smoke compulsively.)