69 Confession Questions
This was stolen and restolen, and now I'm stealing it fer mahself.
1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
Anyone who's likely to call me will be just fine with me, TYVM.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Absolutely! It's the right thing to do.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
It depends how many people there are. I get shy in large groups, but I'm a good listener.
4. Do you take compliments well?
Oh, certainly not.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
I have, but I wouldn't say I'm a fan. I'd prefer to do cryptograms.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Well, I could live for months on the fat in just one thigh, but I'd be screwed if a bear wanted to gnaw on me. I can't run very fast; not even with a good sports bra.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
I love to, but I haven't for a few years, because I feel guilty--I'm heavy, and I don't want to squish the poor horsey!
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I went to Bible camp once and it was absolute torture. Also went to band camp, but didn't do anything untoward with my flute.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Chinese jump rope, until I smacked my head on the pavement once. Had to retire at the young age of 9.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
Having been the wife in this scenario, that's gonna be a big fat HELL, NO.
11. Have you lied to get out of a date?
Date? What's that?
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I do right now, so I guess I can.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I prefer to just drift aimlessly into a long-term relationship.
14. Use three words to describe yourself:
smart, sarcastic, creative
15. Do any songs make you cry?
I tear up every time I hear "Close Your Eyes"--the song playing when Buffy stabbed Angel in the S2 season finale.
16. Are you continuing your education?
Probably not. I have a BS in Communication and most of a Master's in Criminal Justice that I'll never use, so I think I'll stop there with the superfluous education. :)
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Only in Duck Hunt, and even then I'm not very good.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
I'd call the dog and grab my purse.
19. How often do you read books?
I seem to be in a lull right now. I have 3 on my nightstand and can't stay interested in any of them.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The present. The rest is going to have to just take care of itself.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
Where the Wild Things Are
22. What color are your eyes?
brown
23. How tall are you?
5' 8"
24. Where is your dream house located?
Oregon coast
25. Do you have a secret fetish?
No
26. Have you tried sushi?
No, but I recently decided that I will.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
I'm sure I have, but I can't specifically remember it--nor do I have the photos.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
About 2 years ago.
29. When was the last time you were at Church?
August. I'm horrible. I got sick of all the political crap at my old church and haven't found a new one in...yikes. About 3 years.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Walmart, but in my mind, it seemed much farther away.
31. What was your favorite job?
Property management, but I love my coworkers at my current job, so I can't complain.
32. Do you like mustard?
On hotdogs and hamburgers, but otherwise no.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
You mean I can't have both? Dammit.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
There is no physical evidence whatsoever that I'm even related to my mother. I look like my dad with boobs.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
How long does what take me in the shower?
36. Can you do the splits?
Certainly not intentionally.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I want to see Zach and Miri Make a Porno--or whatever that's called. I love Seth Rogan. Love.
38. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
No way. Life's short enough as it is.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
Man, that's almost a year ago. I can't remember that far back! But I'm going to have to guess it was nothing. I'm not a big partier.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
On paper, no, but there were images (and that noise!) that stayed with me for weeks, and I don't scare easily. When I saw The Ring, I had no trouble going home and going right to bed, but for some reason, The Grudge stuck with me.
41. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
Never saw it.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes, but I always have my real camera with me, so I only use the camera on my phone to take pictures of people in my contact list so their pic comes up when they call me.
43. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
No, but I have an X-Box.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Haaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha! No. My mom was a band geek, just like me!
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N
46. Do you like your middle name?
It's okay. Kind of boring, but it's fine.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
I try to get 8, but on week nights it's usually more like 6-7 because I'm a night owl.
48. Do you like care bears?
Dude, I'm 35 years old.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
Raisinettes and diet coke
50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah, but I don't have a poker face. I can't lie to save my life.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Always
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Various sleepish clothes.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
They got a Walmart 2 years ago. Does that count?
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Seventeen. Do you think that's why my ass is so big?
55. Is your tongue pierced?
No
56. Ever meet anyone you met on myspace?
Don't do MySpace
57. Do you read myspace bulletins?
See above
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny
59. Ever been to L.A.?
No
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Nope. :(
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Does saying, "Pardon my French" count? If so, then no.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Pay
63. Do you hate chocolate?
I hate people who hate chocolate.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
The way I've been "living in sin" for 7 years.
65. Are you a gullible person?
OMG, yes.
66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
No, but you couldn't tell from my serial monogamy.
67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Millionaire
68. Are you easy to get along with?
Yes, except with people who have no sense of humor. I must annoy the crap out of them!
69. What is your favorite time of day?
The night time is the right time.
1. The phone rings; who do you want it to be?
Anyone who's likely to call me will be just fine with me, TYVM.
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
Absolutely! It's the right thing to do.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
It depends how many people there are. I get shy in large groups, but I'm a good listener.
4. Do you take compliments well?
Oh, certainly not.
5. Do you play Sudoku?
I have, but I wouldn't say I'm a fan. I'd prefer to do cryptograms.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, would you survive?
Well, I could live for months on the fat in just one thigh, but I'd be screwed if a bear wanted to gnaw on me. I can't run very fast; not even with a good sports bra.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
I love to, but I haven't for a few years, because I feel guilty--I'm heavy, and I don't want to squish the poor horsey!
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I went to Bible camp once and it was absolute torture. Also went to band camp, but didn't do anything untoward with my flute.
9. What was your favorite game as a kid?
Chinese jump rope, until I smacked my head on the pavement once. Had to retire at the young age of 9.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
Having been the wife in this scenario, that's gonna be a big fat HELL, NO.
11. Have you lied to get out of a date?
Date? What's that?
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
I do right now, so I guess I can.
13. Do you like to pursue or be pursued?
I prefer to just drift aimlessly into a long-term relationship.
14. Use three words to describe yourself:
smart, sarcastic, creative
15. Do any songs make you cry?
I tear up every time I hear "Close Your Eyes"--the song playing when Buffy stabbed Angel in the S2 season finale.
16. Are you continuing your education?
Probably not. I have a BS in Communication and most of a Master's in Criminal Justice that I'll never use, so I think I'll stop there with the superfluous education. :)
17. Do you know how to shoot a gun?
Only in Duck Hunt, and even then I'm not very good.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
I'd call the dog and grab my purse.
19. How often do you read books?
I seem to be in a lull right now. I have 3 on my nightstand and can't stay interested in any of them.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The present. The rest is going to have to just take care of itself.
21. What is your favorite children's book?
Where the Wild Things Are
22. What color are your eyes?
brown
23. How tall are you?
5' 8"
24. Where is your dream house located?
Oregon coast
25. Do you have a secret fetish?
No
26. Have you tried sushi?
No, but I recently decided that I will.
27. Have you ever taken pictures in a photo booth?
I'm sure I have, but I can't specifically remember it--nor do I have the photos.
28. When was the last time you were at Olive Garden?
About 2 years ago.
29. When was the last time you were at Church?
August. I'm horrible. I got sick of all the political crap at my old church and haven't found a new one in...yikes. About 3 years.
30. Where was the furthest place you traveled today?
Walmart, but in my mind, it seemed much farther away.
31. What was your favorite job?
Property management, but I love my coworkers at my current job, so I can't complain.
32. Do you like mustard?
On hotdogs and hamburgers, but otherwise no.
33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
You mean I can't have both? Dammit.
34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
There is no physical evidence whatsoever that I'm even related to my mother. I look like my dad with boobs.
35. How long does it take you in the shower?
How long does what take me in the shower?
36. Can you do the splits?
Certainly not intentionally.
37. What movie do you want to see right now?
I want to see Zach and Miri Make a Porno--or whatever that's called. I love Seth Rogan. Love.
38. If you could fast forward your life, would you?
No way. Life's short enough as it is.
39. What did you do for New Year's?
Man, that's almost a year ago. I can't remember that far back! But I'm going to have to guess it was nothing. I'm not a big partier.
40. Do you think The Grudge was scary?
On paper, no, but there were images (and that noise!) that stayed with me for weeks, and I don't scare easily. When I saw The Ring, I had no trouble going home and going right to bed, but for some reason, The Grudge stuck with me.
41. Could you relate to a character in Mean Girls?
Never saw it.
42. Do you own a camera phone?
Yes, but I always have my real camera with me, so I only use the camera on my phone to take pictures of people in my contact list so their pic comes up when they call me.
43. Do you have an "ex box" with pics and letters from past lovers?
No, but I have an X-Box.
44. Was your mom a cheerleader?
Haaaaaaaaaa ha ha ha! No. My mom was a band geek, just like me!
45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
N
46. Do you like your middle name?
It's okay. Kind of boring, but it's fine.
47. How many hours of sleep do you get a night?
I try to get 8, but on week nights it's usually more like 6-7 because I'm a night owl.
48. Do you like care bears?
Dude, I'm 35 years old.
49. What do you buy at the movies?
Raisinettes and diet coke
50. Do you know how to play poker?
Yeah, but I don't have a poker face. I can't lie to save my life.
51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
Always
52. What do you wear to sleep?
Various sleepish clothes.
53. Anything big ever happen in your hometown?
They got a Walmart 2 years ago. Does that count?
54. How many meals do you eat a day?
Seventeen. Do you think that's why my ass is so big?
55. Is your tongue pierced?
No
56. Ever meet anyone you met on myspace?
Don't do MySpace
57. Do you read myspace bulletins?
See above
58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
Funny
59. Ever been to L.A.?
No
60. Did you eat a cookie today?
Nope. :(
61. Do you use cuss words in other languages?
Does saying, "Pardon my French" count? If so, then no.
62. Do you steal or pay for your music downloads?
Pay
63. Do you hate chocolate?
I hate people who hate chocolate.
64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
The way I've been "living in sin" for 7 years.
65. Are you a gullible person?
OMG, yes.
66. Do you need a boyfriend/girlfriend to be happy?
No, but you couldn't tell from my serial monogamy.
67. If you could have any job what would it be?
Millionaire
68. Are you easy to get along with?
Yes, except with people who have no sense of humor. I must annoy the crap out of them!
69. What is your favorite time of day?
The night time is the right time.