Shameless Comment Whoreage (for jozafeen who is bored)

[sarcaustik]

1. Who would you most like to see in drag?
2. What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten, and was it nice?
3. What's the highest price you would pay for sex?
4. What has made you laugh most so far today?
5. What is your favourite ever TV theme tune?
6. Would you shag Rick Astley for £100?

"Lets have a heated debate!"

Comments

[jozafeen]

1. Wesley WINOLJ or celebrity-wise Trevor McDonald.
2. I ate snake once, it was just like chicken tuna!
3. fiddypee?
4. Terry Wogan and the fictional pr0n director Tudor Bush.
5. The Persuaders but I have Dogtanian stuck in my head now.
6. at the moment I'd shag him for 'nowt if he was up for it! ;-)

[sarcaustik]

Wesley in drag? Does not compute. I think I might have a brain haemorrhage just trying to process that image.

4. Terry Wogan and the fictional pr0n director Tudor Bush.

Uh?

[jozafeen]

Er, on Wogan on the radio someone writes in who makes films of an adult nature and keeps inviting them to auditions. It depends how you pronounce the name :-)

[sarcaustik]

OMG! *Falls about laughing in childish manner*

[steer]

2) Hmm... I once lived on jalepeno peppers and grapefruit for four days. Severe. I've eaten squirrel - but it was (weirdly) served in a uni canteen.
3) Um... does buying dinner count?
4) Nothing yet.
5) MASH
6) Not for a million squillion quid.

[sarcaustik]

Squirrel?

[steer]

Rat like animal with bushy tail (see icon from sparklielizard below).

[sarcaustik]

But why?

[sparklielizard]

1. Harold Bishop
2. It's quite conventional - a whelk. But the texture - ewwwwwww!
3. I'd never pay for sex!
4. Remembering the people who had a formal meal 22,000 feet up a mountain for charity
5. Howard's Way!!!!
6. No, it'd have to be £35,000. That's my price!

[sarcaustik]

Oooh I was hoping someone would say Howard's Way. Except for the series when they had some horrible singer doing it. It was much better as an instrumental, especially the fast bit at the end.

[sparklielizard]

Yep, the fast bit was the better bit. I can still remember the ending credits now *nostalgia* Howard's Way was a regular Sunday Evening Family thing in our house, with everyone sitting around pointing and laughing at the screen. Wonderful stuff!

Interestingly Simon May (who wrote the theme) has done shitloads of other TV Shows, although I don't think any really match the Howard's Way theme. However I am impressed at the William Shatner reference in there ;-)

[sarcaustik]

Simon May is like an 80s God of Music!

[tya]

1) Carol Bloody Smiley, preferably tied behind "Thrust SSC" on a supersonic run. (Not strictly what you meant by drag, but hey...)

2) Shark, and it was Ok, a lot like crab meat, but stronger flavour, I not really a fan of crab, so I wouldn't hurry back to revisit the experience.

3) Marriage. :-)

4) Mature student with a kid in a push chair asks another mature student for help, second student quick as a flash says "I'm sorry sweety, but I'm a bit beyond breast feeding."

5) The Tom Baker era "Dr. Who" theme.

6) Not in this life time or any other.

[kissmeforlonger]

1 Didn't know, until someone said Wesley. Mmm, yes :-)
2 Human placenta (curried, with rice and salad). It was wierd, but nice. (Wierd mainly because I was otherwise vegetarian.)
3 The cost is rarely financial is it - it's usually paid in blood, sweat and tears...
4 Thinking about Richard in a skirt :-)
5 The old F1 theme tune when it was on BBC still, Fleetwood Mac
6 Not a hope. Unless by some miracle we met and I actually fancied him which defeats the purpose of the question, no?

[steer]

Thinking about Richard in a skirt

It will not happen - I am too ruggedly macho.

The old F1 theme tune when it was on BBC still, Fleetwood Mac

The chain by Fleetwood mac.

[sarcaustik]

If you really believed you were ruggedly macho you wouldn't be bothered about wearing a skirt for a laugh.

[steer]

That is provably untrue. I do believe I am ruggedly macho -- clearly too macho to wear a skirt. Men in skirts mince about like Vin saying "Will you hold my change for me."