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( Severus Snape's Undercrackers )

Poll

1. Who would you most like to see in drag?
2. What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten, and was it nice?
3. What's the highest price you would pay for sex?
4. What has made you laugh most so far today?
5. What is your favourite ever TV theme tune?
6. Would you shag Rick Astley for £100?

"Lets have a heated debate!"

Does anyone else get those moments of horrible clarity when you remember that you are headed inescapably towards death? I first became aware of my own mortality when I was about nine and spent unhealthy amounts of time dwelling on it*, but I think as one gets older one learns not to think about that sort of thing. Somehow, though, one of those ( Read more... )

An empty road in the dark, driving too fast, the music a security blanket of sound in which to hide from The Monsters outside. A cigarette butt flies from the window of a passing car and the shower of orange sparks seems for a second to shatter the tarmac and open up another world. The night is full of possibilities and the lights of the motorway ( Read more... )

Bitterly ironic quiz, knicked from kneeshooter

( I am an all-night marathon of I Love The 80s - which, I am sure, is not something of which I have escaped suspicion anyway. )

Inspired by an article on the local news about the rise of 'gentlemens entertainment' in the north.

( Strip clubs and lapdancing )

Proper holiday write-up to follow soon, but here is a little quiz-ette for you to be going on with. On our travels through the West Country steer and I happened upon a number of roadsigns pointing to the unlikeliest of destinations. Your task is to identify which of the following are real places and which ones I have just made up. Tick the ones you ( Read more... )

I have decided the Seven Dwarves are crap and out of date.

Please suggest alternative Dwarves.

My suggestion: Sleazy.