Half of this is bullshit.

[sardonic_moon]

Aww how sweet. Claire got me a card.

Dear Vincent.

Please don't tell anymore stories. They make me very sad, and I cry. My tears make my eyes red and I look terrible!

Aww.

O.K Claire I won't for now. But, it's only because you included chocolate in the deal.

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[regenerable]

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY EYES.

[sardonic_moon]

Woah! Calm down, it's just a joke!

[regenerable]

I'm calm. I was just typing in capitol letters.

[sardonic_moon]

Sure you were.