Wikipedia Smurfin' Rocks!
Although this begs the question of why one would ever need such information (a question to which I have no good answer) Wikipedia once again comes through in the clinch.
Because I love the coulda-been stories of characters that narrowly missed the cut and a chance at history, I have compiled my own list.
Which did I miss?
- Actor (aka Timid)
- Airborne (aka Aviator)
- Alchemist (aka Apprentice)
- Baby
- Baker
- Barber
- Bashful
- Brainy (aka Supersmurf; King Smurf)
- Clockwork
- Clumsy
- Cook
- Cobbler
- Dabbler
- Doc
- Dopey
- Dreamy (aka Astro)
- Editor
- Farmer
- Finance
- Fisher
- Flighty
- Grandpa
- Greedy (aka Master Smurf)
- Grouchy
- Handy
- Harmony
- Hefty
- Jokey (aka Prisoner)
- King
- Lazy
- Marco
- Meaty
- Miner
- Nanny
- Nat (aka Natural)
- Nosey
- Painter
- Papa
- Poet
- Pushover
- Reflection (aka Hundredth)
- Sassette
- Scaredy (aka Brave)
- Sickly
- Sleepy
- Sloppy
- Slouchy
- Smurfette
- Snappy
- Sneezy
- Somebody (fka Nobody)
- Sweepy
- Tailor
- Timber
- Timid
- Toughy
- Tracker
- Vanity
- Weakling
- Weepy
- Wild
- Wooley
Because I love the coulda-been stories of characters that narrowly missed the cut and a chance at history, I have compiled my own list.
- Accountant (carries abacus and talks incessantly about Sarbanes-Oxley)
- Buffy (looks just like Smurfette but carries a wooden spike)
- Director (stocky with full beard, wears shorts, and quotes from comic books using issue number)
- Dot-com (rides a Segway everywhere and uses words like "monetize")
- Faith (looks just like Buffy but with black hair, dress, and shoes)
- Golf (wears loud, plaid pants)
- Lion Tamer (carries chair and whip)
- Lorelai (looks just like Smurfette but with brown hair, carries a coffee cup, and talks really fast)
- Mama (never seen, only referred to as "the smurf that took all of Papa's money in the divorce")
- Naughty (torso is pixelated)
- Nerdy (wears thick glasses and a pocket protector; constantly makes DND and BtVS references)
- Panhandler (carries a cardboard sign with a different message each episode, e.g., "Will Smurf for Food")
- Pimp (purple hat and pants and lots of gold)
- Stand-up (carries a microphone and tells inappropriate knock-knock jokes)
- Zoo (khaki hat and pants; has Australian accent)
Which did I miss?