More "Poetry" At Its Finest-ish-ish...

[sari_bear]

On more than one occasion in my childhood, I recall having sudden bursts of "creativity" and feeling compelled to draw, sing, write, or construct something amazing. Rarely did these projects turn out the way I envisioned them - and more often than not, I became so full of rage that they did not end up being completed. It should be noted that

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[obomaboe]

oh sarah... i laughed out loud a few times... these are sooooo funny :)

luff you

[sari_bear]

I'm relieved to hear that you still luff me after reading my hideous poetry.
xo

[airplanepirate]

Haaaa! Sarah-Sarah, those are awesome-tacular. I especially liked how when you couldn't find a logical rhyme, you explained how something which did rhyme was unrelated to the subject. Like how kittens don't eat pies.

Why, though, aren't dogs allowed on barges? This seems like an unfair rule to me.

[sari_bear]

It's special, isn't it? I can't even begin to comprehend what was going through my head as I carefully constructed such thoughtful descriptions and comparisons.

With regard to the equity of the rule about dogs on a barge (which would have made a MUCH better movie than Snakes On A Plane), your guess is as good as mine. Perhaps it was a reference to my fascinating/frightful interpretation of our judicial system, in which there are (apparently) specific considerations for apples of colour, cats' tails, winter locomotion, the diet of kittens, storage/placement of nuts, precautions for possible accidents involving turtles, and appropriate locations for violin-playing.

[iphianassa]

BEST POEM EVER!!!

Do you mind if I show this to a few people including my mom?

[sari_bear]

LOL, it's something alright - glad you enjoyed it! You may certainly show it to whomever you like, provided that you explain to them that I am no longer under the impression that scaly and barely can be considered rhyming words.

[sari_bear]

LOL! Ya, I have noooo idea where that came from. I certainly have no recollection of any traumatic childhood incidents surrounding an accident or injury involving turtles of any kind...

[nikkimaewilly]

this completely made my day
you are amazing!!! x1000000000!
i must admit, your previous poem, the green one...will always have a special place in my heart lol
be blessed my dear!!

[sari_bear]

Haha, aww - well thanks!! I'm glad people enjoy my silly "findings" so much...I just found some of my old elementary school journals, and they are pretty great too, LOL!

xoxo