I'm bored today. Sue me.

[sarichan]

What is the appeal of Robert Pattinson? He looks like he just rolled out of bed, wiped the hooker spit and cocaine off his face, smoked a joint, downed a couple Coors lights, took his Valtrex and strolled down the red carpet. He is GROSS! I'm sorry! Just gross! What is WITH teenage girls these days?

Comments

[solielle]

He's funny. He once called the sound of screaming teenage fans, "like the sound you'd hear in hell".

Granted, though, that's not a very good reason for the teenage fans. I don't get why they like him

[sarichan]

I saw a video on ohnotheydidnt of him being asked what he looked for in a girl to date, and his answer about how he doesn't date was pretty funny. Why date when you have an unending pool of free booty? I think teenage girls are just so self-loathing they'll cling onto the first disgusting asshole that comes their way.

[marcella_riddle]

Personally I think he's attractive because of his sense of humour and he's inability to hide the fact that he finds Twilight ridiculous (both the series and the fandom). Sure he looks like he smells really bad, but I wouldn't say no to sinking a few pints with him.

[sarichan]

I can see the appeal in his finding Twilight ridiculous, but I don't see how that can appeal to the legions of die-hard Twilight fans. I would think that would turn them off, but it just makes them love him more. Bonkers.