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my boss just sent me onna those forwards of "things you would like to say out loud at work" below are my favorites...
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. (i LOOOVE this one!! yay sarcasm ;-)
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. (HAHA!)
39. Oh I get it. .. like humor... but different.
hehehe i love my work though!! and i get it back next year!! im still really happy about that whenever i think about it. :-)
2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. (i LOOOVE this one!! yay sarcasm ;-)
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. (HAHA!)
39. Oh I get it. .. like humor... but different.
hehehe i love my work though!! and i get it back next year!! im still really happy about that whenever i think about it. :-)