New Draenai and Blood Elf jokes and flirts
I got my hands on the audio of the new Burning Crusade races' /joke and /flirt lines...I laughed my ASS off. If you can find it, listen to them. But for now, read them! :D
Blood Elf Female - has a very snobby, prissy, valley-girl type voice, occasionally sounding a bit Southern (an accent you would only know within America)
My manatap brings all the boys to the yard.
Ugh, I hate Thunder Bluff. You can't find a good burger anywhere.
Normally I only ride on epic mounts..but let's talk.
Pssh, so, I went to this troll spa the other day, and I wound up with dreddlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean, come on, who PAYS for that?
So I went to Undercity to get a facial. *laughs* Have you seen these people? I said, you don't have a lower jaw and you're gonna give me a facial? She got mad, or at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? Graararghghh. She sounded like a murloc! (She actually makes the gurgling noise...kinda cute)
Do you think the expansion will make me fat?
So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?
Blood Elf Male - Also prissy, and very..erm..gay. Also sounds British in some lines.
Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom..to....OOOH, JUST GIVE ME SOME FREAKING MAGIC BEFORE I KILL SOMEBODY!
I'm trying to cut down on Arcane magic. Look, I got the patch.
We're allied with the Tauren? FanTAStic! We'll be having steak twice a week.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? (Yes, this is a MALE Blood Elf quote)
*girly sigh* I could really use a scrunchee. Yeah, you heard me! (Scrunchees are the fabric hairbands for ponytails and such)
So, I was in line at the bat handler yesterday, with some undead guy in front of me, and all of a sudden he just lets one go, didn't even try to disguise it! I don't know what he ate, but it did not agree with him! I thought, what crawled up you and died?
Draenai Female - Deep, seductive-sounding Russian voice. She seems to have a gnome fetish.
Are you thinking what I am thinking? Good...bring ample supply of butter and Goblin Jumper Cables.
Ok. For mating ritual we will need four..no, five sheep, one gnome and Staff of Domination. Put gnome in bag, beat bag with staff, and meet me after gnome is tenderized.
Why does everyone have trouble with the name of our people? It sounds just like it is spelled!
I have a wonderful recipe. Bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat the gnomes, separate the eggs..or was it...eh, details.
Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I-I'm just curious.
Draenai Male - Russian male, sliiightly heavier accent than the women.
What do you mean there's an octopus on my face?
I love this planet! I come here, I see cow and chicken and ride little horsies...this planet has everything!
We have it all figured out. Step 1: We land the Exodar. Step 3: We defeat the Legion and go home. There is only one detail missing...we did not realize, but in the Naaru language, Exodar means Defective Electurd. (Yes, he skips to step 3, and if you don't know, turd is a piece of crap.)
You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility, ha! *loud series of crashing noises*
Blood Elf Female - has a very snobby, prissy, valley-girl type voice, occasionally sounding a bit Southern (an accent you would only know within America)
My manatap brings all the boys to the yard.
Ugh, I hate Thunder Bluff. You can't find a good burger anywhere.
Normally I only ride on epic mounts..but let's talk.
Pssh, so, I went to this troll spa the other day, and I wound up with dreddlocks and a frigging bone in my nose! I mean, come on, who PAYS for that?
So I went to Undercity to get a facial. *laughs* Have you seen these people? I said, you don't have a lower jaw and you're gonna give me a facial? She got mad, or at least I think she did. You ever heard someone talk without a lower jaw? Graararghghh. She sounded like a murloc! (She actually makes the gurgling noise...kinda cute)
Do you think the expansion will make me fat?
So you mean I'm stuck with this hair color?
Blood Elf Male - Also prissy, and very..erm..gay. Also sounds British in some lines.
Give me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom..to....OOOH, JUST GIVE ME SOME FREAKING MAGIC BEFORE I KILL SOMEBODY!
I'm trying to cut down on Arcane magic. Look, I got the patch.
We're allied with the Tauren? FanTAStic! We'll be having steak twice a week.
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me? (Yes, this is a MALE Blood Elf quote)
*girly sigh* I could really use a scrunchee. Yeah, you heard me! (Scrunchees are the fabric hairbands for ponytails and such)
So, I was in line at the bat handler yesterday, with some undead guy in front of me, and all of a sudden he just lets one go, didn't even try to disguise it! I don't know what he ate, but it did not agree with him! I thought, what crawled up you and died?
Draenai Female - Deep, seductive-sounding Russian voice. She seems to have a gnome fetish.
Are you thinking what I am thinking? Good...bring ample supply of butter and Goblin Jumper Cables.
Ok. For mating ritual we will need four..no, five sheep, one gnome and Staff of Domination. Put gnome in bag, beat bag with staff, and meet me after gnome is tenderized.
Why does everyone have trouble with the name of our people? It sounds just like it is spelled!
I have a wonderful recipe. Bring two gnomes, two eggs. Beat the gnomes, separate the eggs..or was it...eh, details.
Do gnomes have a vibrate setting? I-I'm just curious.
Draenai Male - Russian male, sliiightly heavier accent than the women.
What do you mean there's an octopus on my face?
I love this planet! I come here, I see cow and chicken and ride little horsies...this planet has everything!
We have it all figured out. Step 1: We land the Exodar. Step 3: We defeat the Legion and go home. There is only one detail missing...we did not realize, but in the Naaru language, Exodar means Defective Electurd. (Yes, he skips to step 3, and if you don't know, turd is a piece of crap.)
You know, our tails add to our natural balance and agility, ha! *loud series of crashing noises*