Fic: Assignation (Tony/Pepper)
Title: Assignation
Fandom: Iron Man
Prompt: Pepperony 200, #124. Assign
Rating: R (language)
Word Count:
Character(s)/Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Summary: Drabbly. Post IM2.
A/N: Yes, I know, it doesn’t exactly fit, but the word assign is in the word assignation… ☺
“They’re going to find us.”
“Don’t be so negative, Pepper.”
“Ouch! Something’s poking me in the leg!”
“Oh, so you noticed?”
“No, sorry, this is bigger than that. And sharper.”
“Christ, woman, you wound me, here.”
“No, really, I might be bleeding.”
“What? Let me get a look at that… ow, Christ, what the hell is that?!”
“That would be the end of a wire hanger. A common hazard in dark coat closets, or so I’m told.”
“Well, you’re having the experience now.”
“Yes, better late than never, I suppose.”
“The longer it takes, the better the ending…”
“That’s not even a saying-“
“Just get over he-“
Fifteen minutes later.
“Tony.”
“Mmmph…”
“You missed your speech.”
“Mmmph… fuck.”
“You know this means you didn’t actually make it to the stage. Which means your butt is in the board room for all three budget meetings next week.”
“You did this on purpose?”
Chuckle. “You dragged me in here.”
“You’re not wearing panties!”
“I didn’t want panty lines. You’re the one who took it as an invitation.”
“… Dammit. It counts. I made it here.”
“Make it up to me later. Maybe we can negotiate.”
“I’m prepared to offer generous terms.”
“We’ll talk at home.”
Fandom: Iron Man
Prompt: Pepperony 200, #124. Assign
Rating: R (language)
Word Count:
Character(s)/Pairing: Tony/Pepper
Summary: Drabbly. Post IM2.
A/N: Yes, I know, it doesn’t exactly fit, but the word assign is in the word assignation… ☺
“They’re going to find us.”
“Don’t be so negative, Pepper.”
“Ouch! Something’s poking me in the leg!”
“Oh, so you noticed?”
“No, sorry, this is bigger than that. And sharper.”
“Christ, woman, you wound me, here.”
“No, really, I might be bleeding.”
“What? Let me get a look at that… ow, Christ, what the hell is that?!”
“That would be the end of a wire hanger. A common hazard in dark coat closets, or so I’m told.”
“Well, you’re having the experience now.”
“Yes, better late than never, I suppose.”
“The longer it takes, the better the ending…”
“That’s not even a saying-“
“Just get over he-“
Fifteen minutes later.
“Tony.”
“Mmmph…”
“You missed your speech.”
“Mmmph… fuck.”
“You know this means you didn’t actually make it to the stage. Which means your butt is in the board room for all three budget meetings next week.”
“You did this on purpose?”
Chuckle. “You dragged me in here.”
“You’re not wearing panties!”
“I didn’t want panty lines. You’re the one who took it as an invitation.”
“… Dammit. It counts. I made it here.”
“Make it up to me later. Maybe we can negotiate.”
“I’m prepared to offer generous terms.”
“We’ll talk at home.”