Ok so yesterday, I was driving down the street with my mom and what do I see? An old lady driving her car while wearing a dew rag and a baseball hat tilted to the side like a gangsta!!! I almost pissed my pants laughing.

Gangsta Grandma to the core!

Golly Gee Wiz Bang! I havn't updated in a while. Well Tomorrow my mom and sis are leaving to go to Ohio for like a week. Lucky bitches, I never get to go anywhere. But I guess I should feel lucky because I'm not STARVING or HOMELESS. Those fools without the homes don't have to pay taxes do they?... Hmm... Maybe when I grow up, I could be a bum. But ( Read more... )

Ok, so today me and Madeline went and saw Napoleon Dynamite!!!! It was seriously the best movie I have ever seen in my LIFE!!!! It is a total tye with Zoolander... ZOOLANDER PEOPLE!!! That is how good this movie was kids ( Read more... )

Yesterday was a fun time. Once again, I went over to the Ceilidh's house, and we were bored so we decided to make a spur of he moment movie... You know the guy in 50 First Dates? Dough with the lisp, and how he says "Hey Tracey, yeah, you like that? Lots has changed since high school." all while flexing in the mirror while wearing a mesh tank top ( Read more... )

OMG! OMG! ANCHORMAN COMES OUT ON FRIDAY!!!! OMG! OMG!

WOW! It has been a long time since I have updated this thingy!... So Forth of July was a bust... I had to go to my grandparents house which wasn't too bad because they have cherry trees and I got to eat cherries all weekend, but it was REALLY boring and I had to sleep on a hard cot. Plus there was this clock that wouldn't stop ticking and it was ( Read more... )

So I went over to Ceilidh's house so that we could play Animal Crossing and later go to a movie, but first we decided to go to Seven 11 to get some refreshments because DAMN it was hot yesterday.... kinda... Anyway, not the point. The point IS that on our way there, we were walking past reed field and guess who were there? ABOUT 6 LACROSSe TEAMS ( Read more... )

My sister is 18, she is going to be going to college soon in a matter of months and she is still acting like a 2 year old. So yesterday, me and my mom went to world market, You know that store that is like Pier One, but not really? Well anyway, we bought red raspberry dollars (which are really good by the way). So today, I was eating them in the ( Read more... )

Last night I spent the night at ceilidh's house and we snuck out and went to the pool at the apartments. There are three apartments right next to each other, so we checked each for which has the best pool and which would be easiest to get into. The first ones we went to had kinda bad pools and their fences would be really hard to jump. So we then ( Read more... )

What kind of disease are you?

sarizzlesdashiz:
sarizzlesdashiz is caused by bacteria.


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