I'm all shook up...

[sarkolegrand]

*le sigh* It's been a long time, my dear fellows. So long that I've been away from my cyber life. I was actually beginning to forget how to turn on a computer! You can only imagine the hard time I went through to remember my password

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[dominiquelechic]

Alors, I am glad zat you can at least admit my hair is gorgeous.

You can only imagine the hard time I went through to remember my password!!!

Your memory is going in your old age.

Now...back to the widely known temper of mine!!!

Yes, on ze subject of tempers, you remember when zey used to say zat I had ze greatest temper in France and zat yours came in a close second? Zat we can't stop swearing at each other and fighting every time we meet? No longer. Now zat I am Prime Minister, as I promised Jacques, I no longer have ze temper. I am serene. Serene. Serene. Very serene. Really. I have serene feelings of serenity to you, my dear friend. I am so not losing zis serenity in just one minute of conversation wiz you.

[sarkolegrand]

Now zat I am Prime Minister, as I promised Jacques, I no longer have ze temper. I am serene. Serene. Serene. Very serene. Really.

I don't know who you are trying to fool here, Dominique. Probably yourself. Because, from what I've seen lately, you are showing your fangs a bit of a temper there.

Off to bed!

[dominiquelechic]

My fangs? You know how Le Figaro described our partnership in government: "Dominique de Villepin with his long legs and Nicolas Sarkozy with his long teeth!"

Do you like zis joke, Nicolas?

Yes, off to bed wiz you. I have strategic negotiations wiz Vlad.

[aswanargent]

Ah! So glad to see you've posted. So glad I came looking for you.

I'm planning a position of strict neutrality between you and Dominique (which means I'll feel free to skewer you equally). Fortunately, since I'm not French, I won't have to decide which of you to vote for should Jacques really decide not to run again.

[dominiquelechic]

Firstly, Mademoiselle, you would vote for me. You know you would. Secondly, I hope you are not doubting ze ability of my President to run again! Jacques feels pressing urges to do his duty in serving his country!

[aswanargent]

*is coy*

Would I vote for you? It's possible, I suppose, but you must remember that Nicolas hasn't been making his voice heard to the extent you have. I'll really have to know him better before I make up my mind.

*thinks that N's *kisses hand* is nicer than your *hisses**

[dominiquelechic]

It is ze kiss of Judas!!!!

You cannot trust him. So much about Nicolas is false. He betrayed Jacques, he betrayed Claude, he betrayed me! I remember when he used to kiss me... Mademoiselle, you cannot trust him. Neither his personality, nor his politics nor his looks commend him.

And vraiment, I should not have to court your opinion. I am quite entitled to do ze hissing and ze bitching si je le veux after ze way you have behaved to me! I zought zat you were going to behave more apologetically and politely after your grievous insult towards me concerning Jacques.

[aswanargent]

Hi. I left a message for you in worldaffairs under Angie's login, but in case you're not reading there any longer, I'll comment here and at silvertaste. Hopefully you'll get the word from one of these places.

dominiquelechic and I (iam_angelam, and jc_of_politics) would like to get Nicolas active again in worldaffairs, since he's about to be anointed as the UMP's presidential candidate. If you aren't interested in writing him any longer, would you mind if I took him over? I'll change the username slightly and set up a new personal lj for him, so your role-playing posts and comments won't be compromised in any way. Please let me know if you have any objections to this. (Of course, if you'd like to pick him back up yourself, that would also work.) I'll look forward to hearing from you.