Comments | sarkraticmethod: 013- CLASSIEST TROLL EVER

sarkraticmethod

013- CLASSIEST TROLL EVER

Oct 19, 2010 15:32

[Sark's seated at his desk. There's a pile of shopping bags on his bed behind him. No, he doesn't want to talk about them. Ever. He looks... Almost amused.]

Remarkable, really.

A port where absolutely nothing fatal or nearly fatal happens to the lot of us and we have at least two Inmates in Zero. I suppose that saying about how some people shouldn't ( Read more... )

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[Video] LOL WE SHOULD PROBABLY FIGURE OUT WHICH COSTUMES THEY GOT. willkissawookie October 19 2010, 21:06:31 UTC

[With a slight smirk:]

You didn't enjoy port, then?

[Video] LOL YES. He would've let Leia pick. :c sarkraticmethod October 20 2010, 02:53:39 UTC

On the contrary, compared to the last several, it was a breath of fresh air. I'm merely remarking on the fact that my fellow Inmates seem to be incapable of taking advantage of a good thing when it presents itself.

Re: [Video] It was probably nothing too scaring. Like maybe a gangster costume or something. willkissawookie October 20 2010, 03:14:40 UTC

You were very cooperative, Sark. Thank you.

[Video] OMG SO CUTE. :D With a little fedora. sarkraticmethod October 20 2010, 05:14:55 UTC

You're welcome. It was my pleasure, really. The atmosphere off the Barge was pleasant. I think the time away was... Good for me, in a way.

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wichita_kansas October 19 2010, 21:37:45 UTC

He does. I bet if you don't take control of your own costumed fate, your warden will. Or worse -- the Admiral.

sarkraticmethod October 20 2010, 02:55:46 UTC

My Warden's already found me something. [He eyes the bag] Whether or not she'll force me into it remains to be seen.

[HE WILL PROTEST. IT'S NOT EVEN THE COSTUME. IT'S THE PRINCIPLE.]

emptyyourself October 20 2010, 20:13:40 UTC

It's remarkable what criminals will get up to when loosed upon the world. Shocking, really.

sarkraticmethod October 20 2010, 20:30:11 UTC

Some criminals have a bit more class than that. Never mind, a great deal more subtlety.

emptyyourself October 20 2010, 20:31:48 UTC

Some. Then again, if they were truly subtle, there would be a lot of empty prisons, wouldn't there?

sarkraticmethod October 20 2010, 20:33:18 UTC

You'd be surprised how empty some of those prisons are.

Video bunchasavages October 20 2010, 20:19:58 UTC

[Randal starts talking before the image resolves.]

What the fuck is on your bed? What, are you Martha Stewart now? Did the Admiral give you the Barge platinum card, you capricious bastard?

I'm on to you.

Video sarkraticmethod October 20 2010, 20:31:39 UTC

[DEADPAN.]

Yes. You've caught onto my diabolical plan to redecorate the entire Barge and ensure that everyone on it knows what the new fall colors are.

Re: Video bunchasavages October 21 2010, 20:21:39 UTC

Is it the color of sorrow and starving children? That's what I see when I think of "Barge fall colors".