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GUYS....
1. Whatever you do, don't just show up at their house [without
notice]...they run around in their underwear just like we do...
2. DON'T CHEAT ON THEM. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other
everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will
be mud.
3. Beware of every single male relative and all guy friends. Any of them
would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't
even wait for the hat.
4. NEVER miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.
5. DON'T refuse to kiss in front of your friends. If they laugh at you,
it's because they're jealous.
6. If they slap you hard, you deserved it.
7. Don't be afraid to touch them if you want to. If they're going out
with you in the first place, it's because they like being in your arms.
8. If you don't sleep with them, DO NOT tell your friends that you did.
8. If you DO sleep with them, DON'T tell your friends that you did.
9. You can be dirty minded in private, really...most of them are not
offended by it...
10. Not all of them eat like birds, a lot of them can eat like whales.
11. Most of them don't mind paying half of everything, but they do
discuss these things with their friends. Realize that if you make your
girlfriend pay half all the time, everyone will know about it and your
friends will know you're a pussy.
11. Do you honestly need all your money that much? Be a man, pay all the
time!
12. Every girl should eventually get three things from her boyfriend- a
stuffed animal, ONE OF HIS SWEATSHIRTS, and a really PRETTY RING
(plastic ones from machines count). Even if it's not a serious
relationship.
13. Make sure she gets home safely as often as you can. If you're
dropping her off, walk her to the door. If you aren't dropping her off,
call to be sure she's home safely.
14. If a guy is bothering her, it is your right to beat the shit out of
him.
15. If you're talking to a female friend of yours, PULL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
CLOSER.
16. NEVER, ever slap her, even if it's just in a joking way. Even if she
swats you first, and says, "Oh, you're so dumb" or something, never make
any gestures back.
17. Go to a chick flick once in a while. She doesn't care whether you
enjoy it or not, it just matters that you went.
18. You're dead meat if you can't get along with their pets, parents,
and best friends. Be prince charming to their friends, Mr. Polite to
their parents, and make sure to be nice to their animals.
19. Don't flirt with their moms...that's just freaky.
20. Don't be freaked out by PMS. It's not gross, and it really does make
them feel like shit, so be understanding.
21. If you don't like the way they drive, you do it.
22. If you're officially dating, and you're introducing her to your
friends, you'd better damn well introduce her as your girlfriend.
23. Don't stress where you go for every date. They really only want to
be with you.
24. If they complain that something hurts, rub it for them WITHOUT being
asked.
25. Girls are fragile. Even if you're play fighting/wrestling, be very
gentle.
26. Memorize their birthdays. You forget her birthday and you're
basically screwed for life.
27. Don't marinade the cologne, but smell good.
28. Don't give her something stupid for her birthday or Christmas or
Valentine's day. It doesn't have to be expensive, but it has to be
meaningful.
29. If you think the relationship isn't going to last, don't wait to
find out. It will only hurt her more if you draw it out.
30. After you've been dating for a while, realize that they really have
started to trust you. When you have a girlfriend who truly trusts you,
you have a lot more responsibility, privilege and control than you would
think. Be careful with it, most guys would kill for that kind of power,
and it can be lost in a nanosecond.
31. NEVER, and i mean NEVER make her do anything she doesn't wanna do.
Because if you do she'll think that you're only after one thing. (and i
think you all know what that is)
32. Most women know what "just the tip" means. Dont even try that.
33. If you say you're going to call, then call. Even if you have to call
to say you don't have time to call, just call. If she leaves you a
message call back within a reasonable amount of time, it only takes a
second to call and say "I'll call later"
34. If you say you're going to do something, do it. If you say you will
accompnay her somewhere, go. If you didn't want to do something or go
somewhere you should have said NO to begin with.
35. If you don't want a commitment use these exact words and nothing
else..."I don't want a commitment." This will ensure that there is no
confusion. And you should tell her this asap, don't wait until she meets
your friends, family, and really starts to like you. The sooner the
better.
36. If you screwed up, say you're sorry and mean it. Flowers help too,
only if you're sincere-and she can tell if you're sincere or not.
37. If you like her, tell her. It's easy......try it now "I like you".
Now check your pants, see, you're still a man.
38. If you love her, tell her every chance you get. But show her more.