Comments | sashamorgana: It's BACK!!!

sashamorgana

It's BACK!!!

Mar 24, 2006 16:51

I am irritated today!! I thought that the Giant Loud Sucking Monster was gone once and for all - it died over a month ago, and I have been so happy, although my Human was not enjoying the dusty carpet as much as I was. But yesterday, my Human came home after being gone allll day, and I was right in the middle of doing my usual Look-I'm-Cute-Give- ( Read more... )

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leatiga March 27 2006, 20:37:20 UTC

We have something like that living at our house too. There is a big green one that moves all over the floor and is loud, then there is the small one that is REALLY loud...we think the small one is trying to impress the green one. We find the best thing to dois, when they are quiet give them a stare-so they know you see them-then turn around so they know they are being ignored.

sashamorgana April 2 2006, 07:34:44 UTC

You have two?? Ugh, I can barely tolerate the one! You must have far more patience than I. Maybe you can push the small one in front of the big one so it eats it - then you will only have one, too.

mrtubbs March 28 2006, 01:52:35 UTC

OUr Sucking Monster is blue. I hate it. All us kitties should pick a day for an International Protest Against Sucking Monsters. To make our peoples really understand how much we despise these creature, on IPASM day, we should all go up and pee on the Sucking Monsters.
Of course, that requires that they be asleep at the Time of Urination, as really, no cat is expected to get within Pee Range with those Suckers awake and screaming. *Shudder*

sashamorgana April 2 2006, 07:36:40 UTC

IPASM DAY!! BRILLIANT!

You have the best ideas, Tubbs. Let me know how I can help when you decide to get this Esteemed Day set up.

Perhaps we should also think of biting the Cords of the Sucking Monsters. I hear that stops them from moving. But we have to do it when the Cords are not attached to anything or I think it is bad for us. Hmm, we must think more about IPASM DAY!

polycat March 30 2006, 19:56:02 UTC

that looks like a serious machine. it has a high number.you need to take it out.

sashamorgana April 2 2006, 07:39:24 UTC

Yes, you are right, it is a 900... I am not sure what that means, but as you said, it is a very high number, which probably means it has more power.

Or maybe it is like the old aeroplanes in the Human Wars, where they marked down how many enemy planes they took out... UGH!!! Do you think 900 means that the Sucking Monster took out......... 900 of US?

How many more cats must be scared away by these things??
I think it needs to get out of my house.

polycat April 2 2006, 14:57:01 UTC

maybe you can lure it out with stuffed animals.

sashamorgana April 4 2006, 06:01:58 UTC

Yessssss! Then when it is busy attacking those, I can sneak up on it from behind. I am quite good at the Sneaking. Thanks, Poly!