All Hail The Spider Spotter!!!!

[sashamorgana]

That's ME! The Spider Spotter! That's what my Human called me!! Isn't that cool?

She was cleaning the House and had dumped a couple of blankets on the floor. I was playing Hide-And-Go-Seek in the blankets, and all of a sudden THERE was a big black Spider!!

Well, I know how much my Human HATES Spiders, so I said to it (politely, of course), "I

Comments

[buzzy_mcbuzzer]

My human always takes my spiders away. I never get to eat them or kill them... she keeps putting them in that room with no ceiling.

[sashamorgana]

Ooh... the Room With No Ceiling kind of freaks me out!

[polycat]

you got pounce for that? peeps here keep telling me to bug-hunt--i didn't know they would pay me for it! i am gonna do that. i could have pounces all day we got so many bugs.

[sashamorgana]

Yes, I think a Pounce per Bug is standard scale payment, but you might want to check on that.

[polycat]

awesome. they's gonna go broke.

[lev_cat]

I'm not allowed to kill the spiders in our house. My female human thing likes them because they eat other bugs. I tell her that is my job, but she doesn't listen.
I wish she would give me some Pounces, though. Those are very tasty.

[sashamorgana]

Chicken Pounces are the bestest, in my opinion.
That's too bad you're not allowed to get the spiders -
maybe there are some other bugs you can substitute?