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I tried to feed my dog Puppy Chow "For a full year - until he's grown," but after about a week he exploded.

Life is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

A psychic told me recently that I had indeed been reincarnated, but, no, I couldn't get my stuff back.

Hmm. Some folks mentioned to me that they were concerned that I was actually contenplating suicide based on my previous post. Fear not, my post was all in the quest for a great one-liner. I'm alergic to death anyhow!

I was going to commit suicide by taking 1000 asprin tablets, but after I took the first two I felt better.

I went to Target today to buy a box of condoms. They gave me a gift receipt with it.