1. [Voice Post]

[saskatoon_stark]

[sound of a couple of buttons being pushed and then a smack to the top of the terminal.]

Look a computer, better use it... or destroy it. Eh, use it first, destruction later, right pal? Haha. Yeah, I knew you'd agree. I think it's recording what I say... What do I have to say?

[A brief pause filled with unnerving humming]

Oh YEAH! Hey, where’s this

Comments

[calamitousness]

This is Purgatorium, sweets. Where sinners repent~

[saskatoon_stark]

Purga what what? Where sinners repent. Look at that, even got it's own little catch phase. So this like a theme park or something? I like rollercoasters.

[calamitousness]

Uh, no. This is like... what d'you call it. Hell. ♥

[saskatoon_stark]

Hell? I lived there for a while, had a roommate and everything. Ah, memories. Guess it's good to be back... This place seems a little chilly for hell...

Who are you?