Comments | sasquashme: Be vewwy vewwy quiet...

sasquashme

Be vewwy vewwy quiet...

Jan 02, 2008 12:00

( Read more... )

Comments 43

lemmypie January 2 2008, 20:06:55 UTC

I KNOW and she won't share! Bitch!

sasquashme January 2 2008, 20:15:40 UTC

No, no. Quietly. It will come, and we will be first. (rubs hands in a fashion totally not resembling any evil overlord)

lemmypie January 2 2008, 20:50:00 UTC

Yes, yes... You are right. (don't you get tired of that?) *ducks*

sasquashme January 2 2008, 21:14:05 UTC

Honestly, it's frigging exhausting...

Thread 10

kimonkey7 January 2 2008, 20:19:38 UTC

Is that her secret? That she doesn't share? LEMMY. You're out. I'm showing you nothing of my new fic. GODDAMNIT. She going to finish the fucking H*** story before I finish mine, and I won't ever be able to read it because I'll feel personally crushed by her/it.

Yeah, yeah. Blah, blah. is writing.

sasquashme January 2 2008, 20:40:46 UTC

Wait, what? You too? No, you can't talk to each other. You must be completely virgin on the subject of H***s. I know it's hard, but you should just defriend her. You can't read her story until yours is done. Think of it as a sacrifice for the sake of your art. Think of your readers, man.

lemmypie January 2 2008, 20:52:29 UTC

HEY! NO!!!! HEY!!!
I NO!!!! I'm not out! She's giving my diddly squat!!!
She's working on H***'s you want h***'s don't you? Yeah?

Come on.... DOOOODE My hands are shaking I need a fix!

kimonkey7 January 2 2008, 21:12:22 UTC

So, I have to defriend her and then never read her fic, and still WRITE MY FIC, and then, wait, WHAT?

*cries*

I don't UNDERSTAND. I just wanted...I just...I don't even KNOW anymore.

*cries more*

What does this mean? I CANNOT COMPETE WITH ONE OF HER STORIES.

*is a giant, terrifying baby*

Thread 17

tabaqui January 2 2008, 22:03:51 UTC

*dances around like a weasel on crack*
Yesssssssssssssss!!

sasquashme January 2 2008, 22:14:18 UTC

I know!!! Do you think she can hear us over here? Wouldn't want to distract disturb her.

tabaqui January 2 2008, 22:34:15 UTC

*hushes*
*continues to do silent, frenetic chair dance*

blackcat333_99 January 3 2008, 01:19:22 UTC

*sews mouth shut* *staples fingers down flat*

Hiatus is Hell. Yes, it is. So news like this? Light at end of tunnel. *rethinks analogy* Or is that hell? I'm so confused.

sasquashme January 3 2008, 02:39:26 UTC

No, it's good. It's gotta be good. Cause everything else - hiatus, writers' strike - that sucks.

blackcat333_99 January 3 2008, 02:43:05 UTC

[Trying again, to the correct link. Sorry for the spamage.]

Out loud, even. Yeah. Fanfic is just about the one bright light during this very dark tunnel. *hugs fanfic* *is always greedy for more*

sasquashme January 3 2008, 02:56:54 UTC

No worries, don't know what you're doing, but I got the first message by email, then this one here.

Fanfic like sanity pills.

(pretty icon above, meant to say)

big_pink January 4 2008, 00:20:20 UTC

Shit. Does this mean I have to finish it?

Lemmy just finished telling me that I'm going to be Kripke'd. Damn her and her damned spoilered state. And I only let her see the first 10 pages.

You totally outed me! *shakes fist. or head. or something*

sasquashme January 4 2008, 00:30:20 UTC

bwahahaha... yes m'dear, now you have to finish it.

Serves you right, I say, for letting Lemmy see it before me. *pouts*

big_pink January 4 2008, 00:41:01 UTC

Ah, but you see...you're my big guns, eh? I have to make it pretty before I let you get your big red pen font all over it. I'm shaky enough when I send it to you when I think it's READY, let alone when it's half-baked.

And besides, I need to get the spoiler slut Lemmy to give it an evil eye to see if it's even possible, given my spoiler-free-ness.

sasquashme January 4 2008, 00:49:06 UTC

I could use a blue or a green font next, if it would make you feel better? How about a nice teal?

Thread 8